In a world where products compete with increasingly outlandish claims and "revolutionary" features, we thought we'd take a different approach. Let's talk about what our new Egyptian cotton bed sheets DON'T have. Because sometimes, what's missing is just as important as what's included.

Not Self-Cleaning (Sorry, Bachelor Pad Dreams)

And no fabric you use on your skin probably should be. We all have to do laundry, just accept it.

Did you know that in a 2016 study by Amerisleep, pillowcases unwashed for just 1 week accumulated 17,442 times more bacteria than a toilet seat? Yes, that thing you plant your face on every night gets grosser than your toilet if you don't wash it. Let that sink in while you reconsider your laundry schedule.

No Precious Metals (They Belong in Your Watch, Not Your Bed)

Ever heard of heavy metal poisoning? Maybe unlikely, but what do precious metals have to do with sleep?

You'll find no silver-plated fibers that magically dry you or voice-activated AI assistants to recommend when to wash them here. Leave the silver and copper for your investments and electronics.

Zero Bamboo (We Give a #$% About Pandas)

Bamboo grows quickly and uses less water than cotton to grow. That's about where the benefits end for bamboo as a fabric.

Processing bamboo into fabric requires lots of chemical use that we're not into. We're all about planting trees, and deforestation and turning pandas into refugees somehow leaves a bad taste in our mouths. Call us old-fashioned, but we prefer our pandas happy and our cotton Egyptian.

Zero Endorsements From NASA or US Special Forces

And neither have much to do with sleep.

Unless you're planning to take your bed to space or into combat, we figured these endorsements weren't necessary. Our sheets are tested by actual humans who sleep in actual beds. Revolutionary concept, we know.

It's Not Waterproof

This is bedding made for adults.

If you need waterproof sheets, maybe it's time to have a different conversation. Or at least invest in a mattress protector. Our Egyptian cotton is breathable, comfortable, and designed for adults who (mostly) keep their liquids in appropriate containers.

What our sheets DO have is quality Egyptian cotton that feels amazing, lasts for years, and gets better with every wash. No gimmicks, no nonsense—just really, really good sheets that will make you question why you ever slept on anything else.

Because sometimes, less is more. Especially when it comes to what you're sleeping on.

Back the campaign now to get over 50% off retail. The offer ends May 8th, and early orders ship mid-July 2025: www.kickstarter.com/projects/casamera/the-bed-sheet-revived